PHOTOGRAPHER: Pete Burns..the next big thing...looks more like an escapee from a horror film

PHOTOGRAPHER: Hello?
VOICE (on phone): Hello, it's me.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Long time no see.
VOICE: Are you still looking to get some work?
PHOTOGRAPHER: That would help. I'm already a couple of months behind on my rent.

VOICE: Have you heard of a rock and roll band called Dead Or Alive?
PHOTOGRAPHER: Never heard of them.
VOICE: CBS has signed them and is promoting them. They're about to go on tour and right now need a tour photographer.
PHOTOGRAPHER: I don't know...the pay probably isn't that great, and that's not my line of work.
VOICE: I'll fax you some information on the group and the proposed tour. Look it over and let me know what you finally decide.
PHOTGRAPHER: OK, then. Bye. And thanks.

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