PHOTOGRAPHER: Where's that singer..Pete Burns? Has he gone already?
STEVE COY (Roadie): Pete Burns? I don't know. I think he's gone to some party.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Are you a member of the band?
STEVE: No..I don't play any instruments. Hey, wait...are you that photographer?

STEVE: Tell me..do you think I might have a shot at the big time?
PHOTOGRAPHER: I don't know. I'm not an expert or critic...but I will say this: the first thing you'll need to do is learn how to play an instrument.

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