AUDIENCE: Why bother taking pictures...you can't see anything anyway...Get out, you're in the way...
PETE: You have to pay to take pictures of the band!

PHOTOGRAPHER: I already cleared it with the club manager...
PETE: If you don't pay us, you don't take pictures! Now get away!!
PHOTOGRAPHER: OWW!! All right!!!

PHOTOGRAPHER: Shit....
BARTENDER: What's the problem?
PHOTOGRAPHER: I tried to get some shots of the band and the singer hit me.
BARTENDER: What would you want pictures of them for?

PHOTOGRAPHER: I have a feeling they just might make it big and I wanted to keep tabs on them.
BARTENDER: Those guys? Don't make me laugh. They're punks, and will soon be yesterday's news, just like the hippies. Look, they're one of a LOT of punk bands around here, and soon punk will be a thing of the past.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Punk..over soon..hmmm

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